My boss not so subtly hinted that my position is being eliminated in 2018. PGP.

Just checked my mailbox for the first time in two weeks. I had no mail. PGP.

Had a dream that I was asking out the hot girl from work, woke up having an anxiety attack. PGP.

Older coworkers taking laps around the floor for “exercise”, while conversing loudly and out of breath. PGP.

A casino is opening up 15 minutes from my apartment. I don’t have a gambling problem but I might in two months. PGP.

Considering taking Adderall on Thanksgiving to avoid putting on 10 pounds like last year. PGP.

There are two stalls in the bathroom, and a floater in each one of them. PGP.

Flight home from a work trip doesn’t get in until 2 a.m., boss said to be sure to be ready for a 7:15 a.m. meeting that morning. PGP.

Guy at work has bronchitis and is hacking up a lung. Refuses to use PTO and now I’m sick. PGP.

Funny how you can find the least important emails in your inbox by sorting by importance. PGP.