When you lie awake at night and remember that you forgot to send an important email. PGP.

Holiday party is a cash bar. I can’t wait to leave this place. PGP.

Computer froze on timed slide 124 of 130 on your desktop and now you have to re-start all of the compliance training. PGP.

A coworker asked me, “What does ‘totes lit fam’ mean?” PGP.

I can name every “Little Women” character in today’s Google doodle. I’m a guy. PGP.

Listening to three girls in their mid-twenties discuss their wedding plans while subtly comparing how much each will cost. PGP.

Dial into teleconference. Press mute button after greetings. PGP.

I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.

Older buddy at the bar complains about having to wait to receive what he calls a small 401K adjustment check due to CPA/tax correction; amount is twice my entire retirement savings. PGP.

Grocery shopping with the Scaries resulted in a panic attack in the produce section. PGP.