Office put $200 down on the bar for the holiday party. There were 250 people at the party. PGP.

It is currently 11:00 p.m. on a Monday. I am 7 whiskeys deep. Tomorrow will suck. PGP.

Donald Trump tweeted about my employer. PGP.

Someone was a drunk asshole last year so we don’t have holiday parties anymore. PGP.

Dropping by your company’s Christmas party to “make an appearance.” PGP.

Fell asleep drunk in my Uber ride home on Saturday night. PGP.

Was $4 over my food per diem Saturday night; received email about it Sunday morning. PGP.

Buying antacid when I buy beer. PGP.

Looking for a Claire in the streets and a Gloria in the sheets. PGP.

My collection of conference lanyards and name tags pretty much sums up the extent of my social life. PGP.