Separate email alerts from mint.com for every budget I’ve exceeded for the month. PGP.

While looking for a shirt to wear to work, I realized no one will notice me anyway. PGP.

Boss just asked me if I owned a YouTube. PGP.

You know you’re getting old when your friends all start having planned pregnancies. PGP.

Accidentally submitted a column as a wall post. PGP.

Didn’t blackout during my entire visit to my parents’ house. It’s a Christmas miracle!! PGP.

Only one in the office today because I haven’t been here long enough to burn some PTO days. PGP.

Went with my pops to meet his coworkers at local dive, ended up shacking with his secretary. PGP.

Went on a date in my home town with a girl from high school. The bartender was my dad’s best friend and the only other couple there was my neighbors. PGP.

Trying to figure out the socially acceptable time to start drinking at the family Christmas party. PGP.