Hurt my back shaving today. PGP.

Work during the holidays and let your PTO roll into next year they said…it will be fun they said…PGP.

Opened underwear from my deployed boyfriend that said “sexually deprived for your freedom” in front of my super conservative parents and grandparents. Merry Christmas. PGP.

Every time I get asked a question at work, my initial response is “how the Hell would I know the answer to that?” PGP.

My coworker got a $200 Amazon gift card for Secret Santa. I got a Justin Bieber bath towel. PGP.

Changing my desktop background is the most exciting thing I’ve done this week. PGP.

The colleague who uses the royal “we” to refer to your company, despite having only worked there for a short time. PGP.

Starbucks has never gotten my name correct. PGP.

My boss’s stress has now become my stress. PGP.

Deemed the office kid because I listen to early ’90s hits. PGP.