I share a computer with our intern. PGP.

One of my work friends got engaged today meanwhile I fucked my ex. PGP.

The 40 plus dudes have absolutely no remorse about destroying a stall and then coming out and chatting you up like you didn’t hear what just happened in there. Friends noticed this where they work too. It’s a thing. PGP.

Exactly 1 person has to be physically in the office on Christmas Eve “in case of emergencies.” That person is me. PGP.

I didn’t get anything in the office Secret Santa exchange, and I don’t know who to be pissed at. PGP.

Starting just before the holidays and being expected to throw in money for gifts. PGP.

The IT Manager and the Marketing Manager are definitely involved and sit right next to me. Oh, to be 45 and divorced. PGP.

Blew a fuse with my space heater. PGP.

When someone gives you the stink-eye for using the bathroom not on “your” floor in the office building 100% owned by one company. PGP.

Ran into my ex at the grocery store while holding eggs and champagne. PGP.