Recently people have been calling me “mam.” I’m 23. PGP.
One of my work friends got engaged today meanwhile I fucked my ex. PGP.
Trying to adult the Monday after a weekend at your alma mater. PGP.
I wear my Fitbit on my right hand so that every time I shift while driving it counts as steps. PGP.
Having to work on Labor Day. PGP.