The out of town family couldn’t coordinate arrival dates so now there are 4 Christmas dinners. PGP.

Pro of my new apartment: cheap price in a bougie neighborhood. Con of my new apartment: I’m on a Costco budget, but the only grocery store near me is Whole Foods. PGP.

Fuck it. I’m getting wine tonight. PGP.

‘Tis the season of antlers and Rudolph noses on SUVs. PGP.

Decided to go to bed early last night to catch up on sleep. I woke up feeling even more exhausted than normal. PGP.

Overheard in the office: “So does that mean like you have a foot fetish?” PGP.

I feel like all the girls I know made a pact to get married within the same year. PGP.

Parents and in-laws both going apeshit about which family events we attend and for how long during the holidays. Let’s call the whole thing off. PGP.

Constantly being told to “own it” when you’re the only person in your department. PGP.

Saw my sister on Tinder. PGP.