My mom’s friend uses tinder. PGP.

Nothing like starting Friday off right with a three hour meeting starting at 8:30 a.m. PGP.

Due to last year’s multiple incidents, there will be a 2 drink limit at this year’s Christmas Party. PGP.

Being the youngest in the office but having the oldest taste in music. PGP.

Burned my tongue this morning, now I have that weird feeling all day. PGP.

Pretending you were drunk when you were actually just a sober psycho. PGP.

The old women in the cubicle next to me is singing along with Christmas music and I’m super hungover. PGP.

Hamilton sucked. I want my rent money back. PGP.

Burned my bagel this morning. PGP.

Finally broke a 6 month dry spell. Woke up more sore than I’ve been in 6 months. PGP.