Matched with my insurance adjuster on Tinder.

The liquor store I frequent just tagged me in an Instagram post regarding their new delivery.

Office’s computer network was hacked so all systems are down. I’ve being doing newspaper puzzles all morning and getting paid for it. PGP.

Having the same Monday night routine as Ted Cruz. PGP.

Fell asleep during the rain delay. PGP.

Today is my last day at my current job and my boss won’t even be in. Looks like I’m submitting my timesheet and leaving. PGPM.