Bought a bottle of wine for the week. Drank it all on Monday. PGP.

First year giving out candy and ran out in less than an hour. PGP.

Honestly, has anyone actually figured this out yet? PGP.

I’m a Tennessee fan. PGP.

Conference room wars. PGP.

Someone just farted while walking by my cube. PGP.

Fly flew into my coffee and died. PGP.

There is a constant parade of kids trick or treating through my office. PGP.

Overdrafted my account buying Plan B. PGP.

Girl who reports to me is sporting a sexy princess costume in the office today. Now my boss says I have to have a conversation about appropriate office attire with her. I used to like Halloween. PGP.