My job status is being changed to hourly because of FLSA. I have a graduate degree. PGP.

I wish I was half as good at my job as I was at interviewing for it. PGP.

Someone threw up in the sink. PGP.

My dick boss just got yelled at by his boss and he is now pouting at his desk. Highlight of my week. PGP.

I got high off of my coffee today. PGP.

Not sick enough to stay home, but not at perfect health. PGP.

I’ve been at this job site for almost six weeks. Only have two friends. PGP.

Getting “sup”-d in the comments section was the highlight of my week. PGP.

Drinking away the pain of spending 6 months worth of savings on car repairs. PGP.

I gave out three business cards at a wedding last night. PGP.