Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.

Not wanting to have a hurricane party because of the hangover. PGP.

Left dead-end job for law school. Best decision of the year was still switching from my iron to a steamer. PGP.

Trying to adult the Monday after a weekend at your alma mater. PGP.

Hungover from drinking all day Sunday by myself. PGP.

When it smells like skunk outside the office and you’re not sure if there was an actual skunk or if the guy from IT has been smoking the chronic. PGP.

“Accepting a new offer, giving 2 weeks” kind of a day. PGPowerMove.

Ran out of work do to before lunch. PGP.

Getting a new shower head will absolutely be highlight of my week. PGP.

Finally replying to that recruiter on LinkedIn. PGP.