Been trying for a full year to reach 500+ connections on LinkedIn. PGP.

Working harder, not smarter. PGP.

Getting overly excited to test out your new lumbar support at work. PGP.

Shirt was on inside out today. Nobody told me. PGP.

All of the work, none of the credit. PGP.

Getting pumped for firing up my new slow-cooker tomorrow. PGP.

My cube mate talks to herself. PGP.

Sore from sex. PGP.

Shift button on my car sticks after I park at work, triggering fear I can’t get home. Have to google how to bypass and then walk to car to test it out. PGP.

Older work buddy: You going anywhere this weekend? Me: The bar. PGP.