Of course Garth Brooks got his own Sirius XM channel right after my free trial expired. PGP.

My iPhone thinks I live at my office. PGP.

Getting promoted to salary but making less than hourly. PGP.

I go on LinkedIn sometimes when I’m at the bar. PGP.

Received a verbal warning for using 35 gigs of data on the company phone. PGP.

Ordered the car part I need yesterday at lunch. Car died a mile from my home after work. PGP.

Someone decided that it would be a good idea to take a shot after every Alabama touchdown. PGP.

Applied for a different position and began dreaming of a new car. Haven’t scheduled an interview yet but already have a budget and spreadsheet filled with specs. PGP.

Legitimately upset I forgot about the coupons I had in my pocket at the grocery store. PGP.

When your male coworkers assume you wear dresses to work to impress people, but really, you just don’t want to put on pants. PGP.