I put out a literal fire this morning.

My boss’s solitaire is candy crush. PGP.

Mid-meeting I got asked why I was there. PGP.

Not sure if my boss is unaware of his use of double entendre or if he’s just a perv. PGP.

Being troubled by how excited you get about incoming calls from unknown numbers when you’re looking for a (better) job. PGP.

Friday I’m leaving town to go watch college football for 4 days straight. I might never come back. PGP.

Just took an hour to fill out an expense report. PGP.

Just ate Taco Bell…sober…alone at my desk…PGP.

Not understanding how vacation time is pro-rated when you quit but not wanting to tip anyone off that you’re leaving. PGP.

There’s a fire two floors below my office right now. Building management said to stay in our offices. PGP.