HOA is on my ass again. PGP.

Friday afternoon me forgot to refill the Brita pitcher for dehydrated Monday morning me. PGP.

Either come in early and stay late or spend two hours in traffic both ways. PGP.

My younger brother’s pilot just got picked up by HBO. I’m taking the bus to my cubicle. PGP.

Single occupancy bathrooms being the height of luxury in your office building. PGP.

A typo on my new business cards. PGP.

Discovering “the new laptop we have for you is being updated the rest of week” is code for “we forgot about you on your first week and need to buy one.” PGP.

A guy ran into my car while I was listening to Touching Base on my way in, and I missed all the donuts at work. PGP.

Back-to-back weekend weddings where the bride and groom are younger than you. PGP.

Really thought I would’ve grown out of shopping the “Clearance” section of the website by now. PGP.