My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.
My grad school professor said “let’s get into it” 10 times tonight and I keep waiting for Dave to walk in. PGP.
I used a leftover tray of veggies from a lunch meeting to make a “rustic” pasta dinner. PGP.
Accidentally called a senior manager “dude” during a Monday morning tag-up. PGP.
Not being able to stream the 100th episode because the bar wifi is terrible. PGP.
Sat at my desk and realized I left my computer at home. PGP.
Discovering “the new laptop we have for you is being updated the rest of week” is code for “we forgot about you on your first week and need to buy one.” PGP.