Check engine light. PGP.

Pants aren’t fitting so great today. PGP.

“Chip reader not working.” PGP.

9am meeting the day after Labor Day. PGP

3 days since game day. Still hungover and sore. PGP.

Too young for the alumni tailgate, too old for the undergrad tailgate. PGP.

Preparing a lie ahead of time for when coworkers ask about weekend plans

Land at LAX. Shuttle to the parking lot almost takes longer than flight. PGP.

Feeling a little guilty on Saturday about taking off the Friday before Labor Day weekend. PGP.

“I need a drink.” PGP.