Being the neighbor who complains about loud noise instead of the one making it. PGP.

“Synergy.” PGP.

Co workers sending out 8 year old internet memes in emails. PGP.

Sometimes I’ll print something out on the printer on the other side of the floor just to walk around the office and look busy. PGP

My Sirius XM trial just expired. PGP.

When you drink too much and question all your life decisions the days following. PGP.

Needing Mondays off because Sunday isn’t enough time to decompress from the weekend. PGP.

Just got a new boss who is great, but he’s really excited about work. The worst part is that I’m starting to get excited about work now too. PGP.

Googling “if I mix coffee and DayQuil will I die?” PGP.

“Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw” coming on Spotify when my earbuds aren’t plugged in. PGP.