Unsolicited dating advice from your married coworkers. PGP.

Crap, what’s on my snapchat story? PGP.

I give zero fucks about your school supply shopping trip. PGP.

The “keep messenger from saying I’m ‘Away'” mouse jiggle at the end of the day. PGP.

IT blocked ESPN. PGP.

Being two cups of coffee and a shit deep before anyone else gets to the office. PGP.

With the interns going back to school, I’m back to being the youngest in the office. PGP.

Counting down the days until my coworker nemesis goes on maternity leave. PGP.

“Please sign here and initial here”. PGP.

I want to complain about my job but I signed the NDA. PGP.