Kids that I went to high school with are turning 30. PGP.

Just doing whatever because it’s busy season and they can’t afford to fire you. PGP.

If one more person says ‘reach out’ I’m going to reach my hand down their neck and pull out their balls. PGP.

My managers get a list of all the fuck-ups from yesterday every morning. I was responsible for 40% of them. PGP.

Crack open a beer, get in van. “I guess this is my fantasy suite.” PGP.

“No rush, but I need this done ASAP.” PGP.

Went to the store to buy beer today. Handed the cashier my ID; she replied, “Oh no, you’re old enough..” I’m 22. PGP.

Girlfriend cheated. It was with the bartender at my go-to spot. PGP.

The air conditioner at the office broke. PGP.

Buzzwords, beer, and business. PGP.