When the IT guy says, “I have no clue.” PGP.

I finished all my work for the day by 11 a.m. Have to stay till 6 anyway. PGP.

These posts are becoming increasingly more accurate. PGP.

Quit my job for a better one. Got a severance package. PGPowermove.

When PGP goes down, I don’t know what to do at work. PGP.

My knees still hurt from the wedding reception on Saturday. PGP.

My boss asked me about something he could have only known about through Facebook. We are not Facebook friends. PGP.

I actually would like to lose 10 pounds. PGP.

There’s a special place in hell for the coworker who doesn’t take the time to refill the Keurig water reservoir. PGP.

Literally told a kid to get off my lawn today. PGP.