The clip on my ID badge broke.

Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP.

Being 24 and living with roommates who also double as your parents. PGP.

I’m finally too old to audition for The Real World on MTV. PGP.

My boss asked me for honest feedback yesterday. I told her I felt she was not an effective leader…I got written up for insubordination. PGP.

Having to wait in line at the printer PGP

Uber just added another decimal point to user’s passenger ratings and my fall from 4.6 to 4.56 actually upset me a bit. PGP.

Using Father’s Day sales but having no kids.

Hooked up with the girl two cubes down from me. Going to be an interesting Monday

Bought some new pens today. Can’t wait to try them out at the office tomorrow. PGP