Apparently none of my older coworkers are aware of the fact that their phone has a silent button. PGP.

Last night I added wet dreams to my list of “Things I thought I’d stop having by now”, right next to acne. PGP.

Having to take Uber home from happy hour. PGP

Having to “get the blessing” before proceeding. PGP.

Had an Acne attack and found a grey hair the same day. PGP.

“Is there a coupon for that?” PGP

My golf score is higher than my performance review score. PGP

“Oh, I see someone got a little sun this weekend.” PGP

Same spreadsheet, different day. PGP

Billable hours. PGP