Hating your job and not making enough money. PGP.
Copy and pasting PGP articles into Word so it looks like I’m working on a report. PGPM.
Accepted a job offer this morning and already my productivity at my current job has plummeted. Haven’t even given notice yet.
Buying pedialyte in anticipation of tomorrow morning. PGP.
Your news feed still reliably containing the photo of a teenage J-Timberlake at the beginning of May every year. PGP.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, never been sicker. PGP
XBox recognizes my achievements more than my company. PGP
Shattered my iPhone screen and now I’m swiping blind on Tinder. PGP.
Wearing noise cancelling headphones and still hearing my coworker try to talk to me in the break room. PGP
The office manager just said ‘Correctamondo’ and is playing Creed. PGP.
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