First day in my new office. Ate lunch alone in my truck. PGP.
Got a 2 out of 3 on my performance exam for attendance. I haven’t missed a day of work since 2014. PGP.
Fuck you and your cc-ing habit. PGP.
“You surpassed your annual billable hours goal by 35%, so I gave you a performance rating of ‘Meets Expectations’.” PGP.
Being too scared to put a GIF in the comments on PGP, cause you’re afraid you’ll screw it up. PGP
Failed attempts at morning sex before work. PGP.
My boss sneeze-sharted during my performance review today. PGP.
Hallway head nods. PGP
I threatened a group of teenagers that I would get them kicked out of the movie, if they didn’t be quiet. PGP.
Anytime a co-worker asks me what I’ve been up to at work, the go to response is: “Just been putting out some fires”
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