The cellphone belt clip is the new pocket protector. PGP
Checking LinkedIn is now part of my app rotation. PGP.
Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.
That one coworker who apparently thinks cell phone ringtones are still cool. PGP.
Just realized my tax return was essentially an interest free loan to the government for the last year. PGP
Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP.
I actually met my girlfriend of almost 2 years on Tinder. PGP.
Some people have a work wife, I have a work mom. PGP.
Costs of living rising faster than your salary. PGP.
Work-Home-Gym-Netflix-Bed.Rinse and Repeat.