Walked into the office. Saw I was the only one there. Walked right back out of there. PGPowerMove

Somebody fucked with my chair.

Today I witnessed some savage animal walk into the stall with a full mug of coffee and proceed to shart violently. PGP.

Won “employee of the year” yet my annual review states my performance “met expectations”. #pgp

Got assigned my first solo business trip. Got cancelled because I’m not old enough to rent a car. PGP.

Our vp of research forgot to close his eHarmony tab before he shared his screen on a company wide video conference

Why yes Netflix, I am a 25 year old dude who lives alone “still” watching New Girl on Sunday night. Is that so wrong? It makes me happy.

I’ve never had to actually prove I went to college. PGP.

HR manager was 15 minutes late to the time management meeting she was hosting. PGP.

Guac doesn’t cost extra on the corporate Amex. PGPM.