I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

People trying to talk to you when you clearly have your headphones in. PGP.

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

The cruel irony that the hottest person in the office is always in HR -PGP

On paper, I’m an adult. PGP

Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

Stayed up past 11 last night and now I’m exhausted.

I’m much better at professional relationships than I am at regular relationships. PGP.

That guy who asked questions at the end of a lecture will evolve into the guy who causes your meetings to run late.

Just realized that the year 2015 is two-thirds over already, and I have yet to get laid during it. PGP.