Being CC’d on emails that have nothing to do with you

I forgot my call phone today. Goodbye world. PGP.

Someone flushed a toilet during a conference call.

That moment when you realize your parents were right. About everything. PGP.

A guy named Michael Hunt just started in my company today. I’m probably going to get fired. PGP.

Going from the “18-24” to “25-34” age demographic on forms. PGP.

I’m currently getting paid 28.25 an hour to watch netflix at my desk. PGP.

Made my lunch. Left it at home. PGP.

Turning off your phone’s WiFi before opening a questionable website. PGP

I am at the biological peak of my life and spend it at a desk