I don’t have a work spouse. PGP.

My meeting mindset has evolved to “admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations”. PGP.

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

I may legally be an adult, but don’t be fooled. I have no idea what the hell I’m doing.

Work wife tells me when its her time of the month.

Having to make a login account for every job I apply for #PGP

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

My quarterly performance review is coming up. I hope I get fired. PGP

Using your work phone for spotify so you don’t max out your personal data plan. PGPowerMove.

How does one find these “work wives”? PGP.