Having to get dressed up for my position even though I have no client interaction and sit in a cubicle all day. PGP.

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.

Having to save your girlfriend’s work cell phone number separately from her personal so you know never to sext it. PGP.

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

Ate my lunch at 10am out of pure boredom. PGP.

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

Taking fake poops