Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP

My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP

“at least it was good interview practice”. PGP.

Hooked up with my old high school girlfriends mom this weekend.

Being asked what your plans are for the weekend by older coworkers then extremely disappointing them with your response. PGP.

James Bond knows what the weight of an empty gun feels like. I’m the same way with my stapler. PGP.

Having to “urban dictionary” words interns use. PGP

The gradual decline in goal setting from a six figure salary to a new office chair. PGP.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

1: “How bout that rain last night?” 2: “Yeah, we need it, though.” PGP.