I’m in the minority of Americans who actually drink enough water. But only because it’s free and gives me a chance to get up and walk to the break room.

Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

Went to bed at 10:30 last night. Still took four alarms to wake me this morning. PGP

I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP

Let’s all run to the window because we’ve never seen rain before. PGP.

Just gave notice. I’ve never felt more alive.

Applying to other jobs while still on the clock. PGP.

Mad Men expectations, Office Space reality

I have enough saved up to quit my job and survive for a week.

Bought some expensive noise-cancelling headphones, but can still hear my coworkers