Every time Target puts out decor for dorms and college apartments, I die a little on the inside. PGP

My office wife works in the branch on the other side of the country. PGP

Signed a new lease on Friday, got notified on Monday I’m being moved to Connecticut. PGP.

Freshman 20, post grad 30.

I lost my favorite pen. In worse news, I have a favorite pen. PGP

I keep saying I have doctor’s appointments when really I’m going on interviews. I think my boss thinks I’m dying. PGP.

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.

Half my friends are engaged and having kids, the other half are too drunk to even find their phones. PGP.

My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k