My work wife seems more concerned about my drinking than my real wife. PGP.

Keeping a Facebook account exclusively for making myself feel a little better by looking at how my high school classmates turned out. PGP.

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.

The 2 o’clock “I fucking hate this place” sigh

Got a promotion today. Didn’t get a raise. PGP

Paying rent before your friend’s bachelor party because you don’t trust yourself. PGP.

My pre-game level of drinking from college can get me hammered now. PGP.

I can’t get a job, because I don’t have experience, because I can’t get a job. PGP.

The 80/20 rule: do 80% of my work in 20% of the week. PGP