Well, I convinced myself to go to work today, again. PGP

Another gorgeous day wasted in a fluorescent lit office. PGP

Wait…there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP.

I can’t believe I was excited to start this job.

Woke up 20 minutes before my alarm feeling refreshed and ready for the day. Decided to “shut my eyes for a second” and I woke up to my alarm blaring, feeling like I had pulled an all nighter.

Sort by: Price Low to High. PGP.

You either quit a hero, or work here long enough to see yourself become the villain.

I still have no clue how we continue to make Fortune’s 100 Best Companies To Work For. PGP

Having an obvious hickey on your neck at work

Wishing you could cut meetings like you use to cut class. PGP.