Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

Company Christmas party was dry. PGP.

College kids bitching about finals week. PGP.

Uber small talk. PGP.

Came back mentally from thanksgiving this morning. Checked out for Christmas this afternoon.

Having to use 4 personal vacation days to review for the CPA exam that I ended up failing by 2 points. PGP.

Accidentally put “Need More Junior Anal” instead of “Need More Junior Analysts” in an email subject line. PGP.

Work wife put in her two weeks notice to take a job across the country. I’m legitimately upset about it. PGP.

Recognizing someone’s shoes underneath the stall divider. #PGP

Let’s have a moment of silence for all the men planning to “put a ring on it” this month. PGP.