My work wife just emailed me asking me why I haven’t come into the office yet. PGP.

Didnt go out last night. Still feel like shit. PGP

My girlfriend is jealous of my work wife. PGP.

Carpooling with the work wife. PGP

Bitter my work wife got engaged in real life. PGP.

Your office self and non-office self being the modern-day Jekyll and Hyde

I finally understand, “girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.” PGP.

Living in constant fear of my mute button malfunctioning

I drink my coffee black. It’s simple and bitter just like me. PGP

Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.