I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

Accountants are the Hufflepuffs of corporate America. PGP

Hoping one of the newly graduated employees will be hot. PGP.

**Beep Beep** “Hello! Who was that that just joined?” PGP.

Still not sure why they asked my desired salary on the application. PGP.

Sometimes I wonder what I’m hoping for when I check my email. PGP.

Rage Against the Copy Machine. PGP.

Pretending that you actually have some pull when your buddy asks if your company is hiring. PGP.

I’m always tired. PGP.

I don’t care about your kids.