My piss still smells like beer. PGP.

Made a mistake at the company event and am getting judged by the female colleagues…. blame it on the open bar. PGP.

Applied for a job from my work computer yesterday. PGPM

Too lazy to take out my contacts every night. Too poor to afford Lasik. PGP.

“So I know we’ve been talking recently of you being promoted, but…”

“To the first of many birthdays spent in a cubicle” – My supervisor. PGP

I’ve been hungover while being ghosted on the past two days. This is what mental death feels like.

Requested PTO to take off last Thursday. The request is still pending. I took off last Thursday regardless. PGPM.

Really not knowing how to socialize with babies and always ending up being the weird one petting their heads

Excited for summer. Because traffic will be lighter. PGP.