Business trips getting harder and harder physically

Your boss casually pranking you in the airport by placing a gun shaped turbo lighter and Japanese adult mags in your carry-on bag while you’re away to get coffee for him. Be ware of Asian bosses.

Really not knowing how to socialize with babies and always ending up being the weird one petting their heads

Subtle sense of defeat when barista doesn’t fill up your coffee to the brim. Greater sense of defeat when you spill half-empty cup of coffee on your ironed shirt.

HR absolutely did not appreciate me barging into mid-interview for interns and asking them “kill fuck marry.”

I don’t want to sleep, I need to sleep