Accepted a job offer this morning and already my productivity at my current job has plummeted. Haven’t even given notice yet.

The new hire that started today is one one of my tinder matches.

Crashed a conference at the hotel across from my office during my lunch break #FreeCoffeeMug. PGPM.

Scrolling LinkedIn when I suddenly realized I’m wearing the exact same outfit as my profile pic. I haven’t changed it in almost 4 years.

Bad tie days. PGP.