Went hiking on Saturday, still felt sore Wednesday. PGP.

“Hey I have to drop off this call to run to another meeting.” *Sprints to the bathroom before defecating everywhere* PGP.

Wrinkle free pants got wrinkled. PGP.

Sweating through your undershirt on your morning commute. PGP.

Just downloaded PokemonGo and can’t get any work done.

“So… what are we?” PGP.

Having a favorite Dilbert comic strip. PGP.

The intern is too young to make my liquor run. PGP.

I used to get excited when my cell phone rang. Now I panic. PGP.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.