Michelob taste on a Busch budget. PGP.

Wore a white long sleeve shirt and fleece vest to work and now my coworker won’t stop calling me Han Solo and asking me why I shot first. PGP.

I’m getting dangerously comfortable with telling people no on the basis that I can’t afford it. PGP.

The first thing that pops up when you type my name in on Google is my freshman year drunk in public charge. PGP.

My new job starts in a week in a new city. I haven’t even started packing yet. PGP.

They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.

I check the stock market more than Facebook. PGP.

Threesome happened, and it consists of my coworker and her boyfriend. PGP.

High turnover rates. PGP.

Had to give myself a pep talk this morning. PGP.