TheRealJesus

Son of God. Turned water into wine. Mary Magdalene was a 7 at best. Died for your sins, ass-hat.

Member Since 01/31/2016

Acid reflux. PGP.

Post Grad Problems
A Replacement To Your Typical Saturday Night

I Drank Scotch At A Cigar Bar By Myself Saturday Night

My Male Coworker Catfished Me

My Male Coworker Catfished Me

My male coworker catfished me. PGP.

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Fly flew into my coffee and died. PGP.

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Riding out Hurricane Matthew and just opened my first beer. Mentally preparing myself for a hangover. PGP.

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Not wanting to have a hurricane party because of the hangover. PGP.

Post Grad Problems