Having sore hamstrings from hitting two singles in softball last night. PGP.

“Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here.”

“You hear about that missing plane?”

Not on spring break, but listening to Jimmy Buffet Pandora to let your boss know where your head is at. PGP.

Your depression falling to an all-time low as your news feed fills up with spring break photos.

Actually starting to enjoy classic jazz.#PGP

Scheduling a two hour dentist appointment on your birthday, just to get out of the office. PGP