That second piece of birthday cake setting the pace for the rest of your afternoon. PGP.

There are two types of people in my office: people with hobbies and people with kids. I have neither. PGP.

I’m still hourly. PGP.

The least productive part of my day is when I’m at work. PGP.

Your depression falling to an all-time low as your news feed fills up with spring break photos.

Realizing you have terrible posture but doing nothing to correct it. PGP.