More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

Not having enough energy at 5:00 for that pity laugh in regards to your boss’s crappy joke. PGP.

I fell asleep before the Blackhawks even got to OT last night. PGP.

“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.

Just got really excited over the possibility of a business trip to Phoenix. PGP.

Getting upset if you poop before you get to work. PGP.

Only shitting when on the clock. PGPM.

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

I brought in a box of donuts this morning and watched three people’s New Year’s resolutions crumble to pieces. PGPM.